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Entries from December 30th, 2004

Talk about spoiling it for everyone.

December 30th, 2004 No Comments

Remember the super bad-ass green laser pointer I mentioned the other day? Well, apparently the actions of a few morons and the overexposure by the media of lasers being fired into airliner cockpits have caused Lasershoppe to pull this super cool toy from the market. Link to BoingBoing post. Link to Lasershoppe’s explanation. It’s a [...]

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I owe Microsoft an apology.

December 30th, 2004 No Comments

Yesterday I noted that Microsoft had made no mention of tsunami relief on their home page, as opposed to Apple. Today this appeared in a related post on BoingBoing: Following up on a previous BoingBoing post, an anonymous Microsoft employee says: Responding to this: “Reader J. Hahn says, ”I am particularly impressed with Amazon.com’s Red [...]

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Tsunami relief at Apple

December 29th, 2004 No Comments

Apple’s front page has not one single ad or product link today. Instead Apple is helping by providing links to relief organizations so that visitors can quickly and easily donate money to the relief efforts. Microsoft’s front page, in contrast, has not one mention of the fact that there was a tsunami. At least it [...]

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Tsunami Coverage on the Ground.

December 29th, 2004 No Comments

Kevin Sites is a freelance reporter who, until recently, was covering events in Iraq for NBC. He’s been in Thailand covering the aftermath of Sunday’s tsunami. He’s written some of his impressions on his blog and they’re just heartbreaking. Kevin writes: One-hundred and fifty-nine pine coffins have been stacked in the garage — many of [...]

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The Irony Gods must be feeling pretty damp around the nether regions right about now.

December 27th, 2004 No Comments

Because they’ve surely pissed themselves laughing over this one. I figure: Wal-Mart has a secret wish to hasten their own demise and thus bring on the retail Apocalypse or They don’t really see a threat here. Unfortunately, I would have to guess #2, but hey, you never know.

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Geroni-SPLAT!

December 27th, 2004 No Comments

This guy plans to jump out of an airplane without a parachute just to, you know, see if he can. What else can you say about that?

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It takes a special kind of person to describe a colonoscopy as comfortable.

December 27th, 2004 No Comments

Colonoscopy, aka, getting a flexible camera stuffed up your butt, is something I’ve never experienced myself, but I’ve seen it done a couple of times and I think I’m safe in saying that it’s not exactly a rocking time. Professor Julian Vincent has been studying worms in order to, in his own words: “Ultimately our [...]

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Green means go, red means don’t sit down.

December 27th, 2004 No Comments

Cute. A motion sensor based light that tells you whether or not it’s safe to sit down. Look before you pee, I always say.

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I’ll believe it when I see it. But I’m still pre-ordering.

December 26th, 2004 No Comments

Team Xbox is reporting a rumor that Bungie plans “Halo 2.5” as a release title for Xbox 2. If Xbox 2 does ship next year, it would be really significant to have a Halo ship with it but there’s no way in hell that Bungie will have Halo 3 ready by then. But Halo 2.5? [...]

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But Daddy, I want a green death ray!

December 26th, 2004 No Comments

Okay, green lasers are cool. I have a green laser, and it’s one of the neatest toys I have (in addition to actually being useful). My laser is now officially old and busted. This one is not only green, it’s also dangerous.

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