“You wanna end the war, don’t you? I’ve been singing this song for 25 minutes and I can go for another 25 minutes.
I’m not proud.
Or tired.”
It’s that time of year again, when all the good little boys and children gather around to hear the story of the Alice’s Restaurant Massacree in full four part harmony. Complete with glossy pictures with circles and arrows and descriptions on the back of each one.
Kid, I said, kid, it’s just not Thanksgiving without it.
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