Oceanside, Nevada

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Nobody’s Perfect

February 5th, 2008 by Wood
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I’d forgotten a lot of what little CSS I knew once I got the Blogware version of Oceanside, NV set up. This is frustrating.

Last night I went searching for a template I like and I think I’m settled on Cutline. Now I’ve got to figure out how to put the spiffy banner Flip made for me back. I spent a couple of hours last night staring at the header code and got nowhere. With great power comes near incomprehensibility, I say.

Also, the iPhone admin plugin doesn’t let you scroll the body of a previously published post which makes it fairly useless for editing after the fact. The moral? Get it right the first time, dummy.

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No Pets on Dam

February 4th, 2008 by Wood
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No Pets on Dam

Just a post to find out where WordPress puts pictures. I think a bunch of my images ended up in the wrong directory when everything was migrated.

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Might even be useful.

February 4th, 2008 by Wood
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Hola kids! It was a full weekend which I might talk about later but for now suffice to say that: 1. I didn’t get the proposal that I needed to get done, um, done and 2. I managed to muck up my insides such that for two days the simple act of passing flatus has become like a box of really bad chocolates (you never know what you’re going to get, but there’s a good chance you don’t want it).

This post is to share a nerdish tip with them as might find it useful. I use the nifty freeware app Aurora as my alarm clock. Every morning around 5:00 am, Tj and I are gently awakened to the soft and sweet sounds of my wake up playlist (aside: those of you who follow my Last.fm and iLike profiles, that’s why you see the same handful of songs at the top of my charts over and over again. Anyone knows how to keep that one playlist from being reported, please let me know). It’s a wonderful thing, let me tell you. Ever so much nicer than that dream where I fall asleep on the curb and wake up to find out I’m naked and the garbage truck is backing up over me.

The one problem I have with Aurora (and believe me I feel huge guilt about complaining about a free app) is that one of the things it does in order to do it’s magic is that it will turn off password protection for waking from sleep and the screensaver. It has to do that in order to be able to call iTunes at 5:00. This becomes a problem when a certain person, oh, let’s call him The Boy, decides that he wants to use Vera to look at trains, or maps, or pretty girls feet. Normally he wouldn’t be able to do any of these things because he doesn’t know my password but, thanks to Aurora, he can play on Vera pretty much anytime I forget to turn the password back on. For multiple reasons, this will not do.

Fortunately Aurora has the supplemental cool ability to open applications on a schedule which got me thinking: “surely there must be a way to turn on the password to wake requirement with an Automator action.” As it turns out, I was wrong, there is not. But what I did find is this page on scripting system preferences, complete with a script that, with minimal editing, does exactly what I want it to do. My edited script looks like this:

tell application “System Events”
tell security preferences
set properties to {require password to wake:true}
end tell
end tell

To use, paste the above into Script Editor and save as an Application (I called my Sec Script). Open Aurora and create a new alarm event with “Playlist” set to “No Playlist” and “Launch” set to open your new script. I set mine to go off five minutes after my Wake Up playlist goes off, since once Aurora does it’s thing, it doesn’t really do anything else for me—I have it set up so the playlist just plays until it ends. If you’ve set up Aurora to automatically stop playback after a certain number of minutes you may need to take that into consideration when you set your event time.

Things to keep in mind: Since Aurora will disable the screensaver password every time it needs to, your event to re-enable it will need to occur after and with the same frequency that your alarm event occurs. Also, it seems that the Security pref pane doesn’t refresh in real time; I found that with the pref pane open, running the script would not apparently do anything (i.e. the checkbox remains unchecked) but if I closed the pane and reopened it, the box would be checked.

I don’t claim to be a coder or scripter or anything of the sort. In fact, if an easily edited example script hadn’t been available I wouldn’t have figured this out. Just a disclaimer to show that I’m not really as geeky as some of you think I am.

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A Brown Trousers Moment

January 31st, 2008 by Wood
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So I’m heading south on the 215 and I’m in the center lane doing about 65. There’s a truck to my left and a little ahead of me. The corner of his bumper is maybe six feet off of mine.

Too fast for me to see where he came from, this idiot on a rice rocket screams between us and gets in front of me. I figure he was probably doing 90 or so, fast enough that he had to sit up to shed enough speed to keep from going through the rear window of the car ahead of him.

I didn’t start thinking of him as a fucktard though until he shifted lanes again and wheelied the bike. Fucktard boy then stands on the pegs and puts a foot up on the seat and rides that way for, oh, maybe 200 feet before dropping back down on two wheels and cutting across three lanes to make the Decatur exit.

I’m no adrenaline junkie but I have no problem with them as are. You want to stunt it up, fine. But when you pull that shit in moderate to heavy traffic you’re not just endangering yourself, you’re risking the life and limb of dozens of other people who don’t have your reflexes or steely resolve. In other words, you’ve just represented your sport with all the ambassadorial skill of a hunter who pays to shoot hand raised game released at his feet.

Way to go, asshole.

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Testing Edge

January 30th, 2008 by Wood
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Currently I’m parked behind the Royal Resort and testing posting over an Edge connection. I know this is pretty dull stuff but rest assured the cyber-hick attitude will wear off as I learn more about this WordPress thingy.

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Hot Damn!

January 30th, 2008 by Wood
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First of all, WordPress plugins are totally the shit. This is me using the iPhone admin plugin to write this post with Esme. Sweet. Secondly, I took Esme out of her Otterbox and I’m reminded all over how dead-sexy she is naked.

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First WordPress post!

January 30th, 2008 by Wood
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This theme sucks. And where’s all my widgets? And you kids, you get off of there before I call the cops!

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Ooooh, it’s ON!

January 29th, 2008 by Wood
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I just did the manual redirect DNS thingy trick by jiggering my hosts file (and, yes, that is the technical term) and, while no migration has happened yet, Oceanside, Nevada and my other blog now have WordPress döpplegangers! None of you nice folks can see it, of course, because DNS hasn’t been updated, nor has it had time to propogate, but trust me, the placeholder is there and we are ready to get ugly.Good times.

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One of those days.

January 28th, 2008 by Wood
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It’s a downright yucky day here in Oceanside, Nevada. Cold, wet, and dark, with occasional hail. It’s one of those days when you don’t want to do anything work-wise. I managed to see a couple of clients but my heart was totally not in it. In fact, I managed to spend half an hour in the parking lot of my second client wasting time on Twitter, Jott and Sandy.

Which brings me back to my iPhone todo rant. I’ve been trying to find a simple solution to Esme’s lack of a todo and/or notes app and I gotta tell you, I’m just not finding it. Don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot of fine apps out there. So far I’ve tried Jott, ReQall, Remember the Milk, TaDa Lists, Stikkit and now Sandy and they’re all interesting and seem to do an adequate job but they’re just one more layer of abstraction.

If all I had was a plain old ordinary cell phone, any of these would work just fine, since I really couldn’t hope for any better, right? But what happens when I’m out of coverage—which happens more than you’d think, even in this day and age—and, call me impatient, but dealing with web apps is just tedious sometimes. Edge is pretty good, and WiFi is awesome, but they’re still not as fast as a native app would be and they add unnecessary complexity.

I’ve said it before but I want tasks with alarms, notes with PDF, rich text and links and an easy way to track my mileage for taxes. That’s all. These three simple things would be way more useful to me than any faux GPS or wiggling icon doohickey. When the SDK ships, I’m obviously going to have to either learn to code or kidnap a programmer and force him to do my bidding:

“Oh god, what do you want?”

“It codes the todo widget! THEN it rubs the lotion on it’s skin!

In other news, I think I’m going to take the plunge and migrate the blog thingy to WordPress. I’ve been pretty happy with BlogHarbor but there is a certain undeniable appeal behind the idea of all those lovely, lovely WordPress plugins. PressHarbor is WordPress hosting from the same folks who do BlogHarbor, so I figure to expect a pretty quality set up with minimal geekiness required from yours truly. I don’t really know what to expect, though I imagine plenty of stuff will break. Just be warned.

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Best. Disclaimer. EVER.

January 5th, 2008 by Wood
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They’re not responsible. I bet they still get sued.

Thanks, Rachie!

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